methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via bitswua)

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via charmingawkwardness)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via vaginacore)

sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

(via jellytits)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

i’m literally just a suicidal piece of shit telling other people who think they are suicidal pieces of shit that they are not actually pieces of shit and that suicide isnt the answer

(via religiousmother)